Bailey, the poor citizen in the province of West of the Brook in the realm of Hungaria, had been commissioned by the King and Queen to seek for precious vittles that would help stimulate Hungaria's economy and general well-being.
He set off alone, a brave pioneer in the dark, unknown land that he decided to dub, "Underdesk."
The journey was long, and was very tough. He spent weeks upon weeks in the region of Underdesk, seeking the truth behind the rumors of the little round food that would satisfy all. His back was always sore, his nose always filled with the dust of Underdesk's arid climate.
Alas, Bailey never did find what he was commissioned to find by his King and Queen.
His spirits were downcast, and his soul nearly broken in two. But today, he is still deemed the Great Explorer for his incomparable valiance.